Victor, Dannii's #1 Brazilian fan and the charismatic star of this legendary video, has turned his creative juices towards promoting "Club Disco". I think you'll agree that Victor really captures the essence of Dannii with these fabulous offerings! The first picture (above) will have Dannii's illiterate lesbian fans moist with anticipation, while the protest shot (below) perfectly reflects Dannii's amazing less-is-more approach to promotion.
Victor then brings out the big guns by roping in Einstein to publicise Dannii's exquisite collection of demos and unreleased tat. Obviously a brave attempt to appeal to Dannii's huge following in the world of academia!
Last but not least is my favourite. I think this piece of art beautifully sums up the amount of effort put into "Club Disco" by all involved including Dannii herself. Well done, Victor. We await your next video extravaganza with baited breath!
Today was better than Christmas. Not only did Central Station kindly send me an autographed copy of "Club Dildo", they also sent me 3 (unautographed - sorry!) copies to give away! Jay is already running a competition, so I decided to run this one from Pop Trash Addicts to avoid any confusion. All you have to do is answer one simple question to be in the running to win this stunning prize! Check out the competition details here. I'll send the CDs anywhere in the world, so our international friends are welcome to enter!
Here at DDB, we want to make sure Dannii sells more than 10 copies of Club Disco, so I want you all to download some of these craptacular siggies and use them on whatever forums you post on. Spread the word!
Also, don't forget to direct link the image to either SANITY or JB HI-FI. My suggestion is to go with Sanity, as it's $3 more expensive there and Dannii may need the money, I don't really know for sure.
Sorry for the lack of updates but I've spent most of the week in hospital. I'm back and ready to resume my Dannii worship albeit under the influence of painkillers. Here is a brief re-cap of events in Dannii-land while I've been away. Please let me know if I've forgotten/missed anything.
White Diamond
The highlight of my week was waking up in hospital to see Dannii on the evening news talking about Kylie's "White Diamond" documentary. For a second there I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Dannii looked amazing in her sparkling dress and by all accounts, she totally steals the film! Check out this hilarious video of Dannii being stalked at the film premiere. Dannii comes over to greet these loons at about 3:20 minutes but I find the whole thing incredibly amusing. Watch Dannii work that red carpet!!
Club Disco
As far as I can tell from AATW's confusing announcement, Dannii's "Club Disco" has been postponed due to problems collecting the master tracks. Why is Dannii surrounded by so many incompetent fools? It's seriously getting ridiculous! On a happier note, you can hear clips to all the songs here. Tracks 5, 12, 14, 15 and 16 are new. "Xanadu" sounds AMAZING! I can't wait to hear it in full.
Dannii Merchandise
You can now purchase your very own "Team Minogue" t-shirt or hoodie from the Dannii board. I'm not very taken with the design - what's wrong with "Team Dannii"? I guess it's so people won't get bashed for wearing them. Dannii looks amazing in the black "D" t-shirt but who is the hideous queen they've roped in to model the men's line? The poor thing appears to have fallen into Kelly Llorenna's vat of golden glow.
Funny
I'm not responsible for this amazing Muslim "Unleashed" cover - so don't blame me! Kudos to the artist - I think it's fabulous!
Victor, Dannii's #1 Brazilian fan and the charismatic star of this legendary video, has turned his creative juices towards promoting "Club Disco". I think you'll agree that Victor really captures the essence of Dannii with these fabulous offerings! The first picture (above) will have Dannii's illiterate lesbian fans moist with anticipation, while the protest shot (below) perfectly reflects Dannii's amazing less-is-more approach to promotion.
Victor then brings out the big guns by roping in Einstein to publicise Dannii's exquisite collection of demos and unreleased tat. Obviously a brave attempt to appeal to Dannii's huge following in the world of academia!
Last but not least is my favourite. I think this piece of art beautifully sums up the amount of effort put into "Club Disco" by all involved including Dannii herself. Well done, Victor. We await your next video extravaganza with baited breath!
