DanniiWalk - Update

Stunning new photos of Dannii in action have appeared!

And my favourite:

Though Dannii has yet to update her blog, she appears to have updated her outfit three times on day one alone!

Louis Walsh = Bitter Old Cunt

Louis Walsh really is a small and petty man. Clearly threatened by Dannii's breathtaking sex appeal and judging expertise, the ancient one launched another shocking personal attack on his fellow X Factor judge by mocking Dannii's vocal ability. It's becoming increasingly obvious that Louis will take a cheap shot every time Dannii legitimately criticises one of his contestants. The first few bitchy remarks were amusing but they are getting as tired as Louis' sagging arsehole. Hopefully, Dannii will slap the nasty bitch with one of her plastic tits the next time he steps out of line! Read the full article here.

DANNII MINOGUE stormed out of hit British reality TV show The X Factor on Saturday after Irish music mogul LOUIS WALSH mocked her singing ability. The star left the set of the talent show and failed to return after a commercial break, forcing fellow judge Sharon Osbourne to fill her absence by sitting on Simon Cowell's lap. The row was sparked after Minogue criticised a contestant on the show for singing out of tune - to which Walsh responded, "Dannii, singing out of tune? Ho ho!" causing the 36 year old to walk off set. A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "Louis keeps joking about Dannii's singing talents and it's really getting to her."

Meanwhile, Kylie has hit back at the X Factor panel by boasting that Dannii is the only judge with any talent! Kylie points out that Dannii has been in the music industry since she was 7 years old and emphasises that her sister is the only judge with any experience as a performer. Well said! Check out the full article here. The X Factor drama is really brewing. Expect sparks to fly if Kylie performs on the show (as rumoured)!

Kylie Minogue has claimed that her sister is the only X Factor judge with talent. The singer is convinced that Dannii will triumph over Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne to guide her category to victory in the show.

She said: "[Dannii's] so overqualified for the job, really, because she's been performing since she was about seven and she's the only one on that panel... they all have their talents, but she's the only one there who knows what it's like to get up and perform, especially under pressure or [when] you're not feeling well or you're nervous."

Kylie Confirms Simon & Dannii's "Fizzle"!

Desperate Kylie has been using Dannii's global fame for her own sad promotion - yet again! Not content to steal Dannii's thunder by releasing her (admittedly fabulous) album a week before "Touch Me Like That", Kylie is now commenting on poor Dannii's love life for publicity! According to the older Minogue, there is definitely a spark between Dannii and Simon Cowell. Check out Kylie's shameless revelation to Heat magazine below and read the full story here.

Kylie Minogue is CONVINCED Simon Cowell has a secret crush on her little sister, fellow X Factor judge Dannii Minogue. Last week, Simon and Dannii were photographed holding hands and Kylie says the chemistry between the two of them is genuine. “Why wouldn’t Simon fancy Dannii?” Kylie says, adding, “If I’m not mistaken there is definitely a little fizzle there.”

Dannii Beats The Shit Out Of Kylie!

Kylie and Dannii trade blows backstage at "The Kylie Show". This shit is hilarious but in reality Dannii would be slapping Kylie around with one her favourite dildos instead of choking her with a feather boa!

Download Neon Nights NOW!

The "Neon Nights" Re-Release is available to download from 7Digital NOW! I'm not sure if 7Digital has an exclusive or if it's a mix up (more likely) but this is your chance to have the album a couple of weeks early. The remixes are fantastic. I just hope the re-release of "Girl" is this amazing! Download "Neon Nights" here.

Dannii Wins 4 Anti-ARIAs

I was so fed up with the recent ARIAs (Australian Record Industry Awards) that I decided to start the anti-ARIAs to honour fabulous Australian pop acts. Dannii featured prominently, winning 4 categories including "Best Female Vocalist", "Most Anticipated Album", "Best Cover Version" and "Best Single Of The Year". She would have also picked up an award for "Best Video Clip" but I only nominated videos that had been released in Australia. Check out Dannii's award glory here.

Rubber And Lesbians - TMLT Appreciation

Perspex, rubber and a gaggle of sexy lesbians. Dannii's "Touch Me Like That" video couldn't possibly be more brilliant! Holidannii's reinvention as a dominatrix/drag queen is pure bliss. Surely with this kind of fabulous promo, our queen can expect a massive top 10 hit! My favourite bit is when Dannii rubs herself against the huge, plastic stiletto. Now that's what I call CLASSY! "Touch Me Like That" is an instant Dannii classic.

Touch Me Like That - The Video

Here is a picture of Dannii on the set of the "Touch Me Like That" video, freshly lifted from Pop Justice. This looks like such a classy affair. I can't work out if Dannii is wearing PVC or has simply painted her arms glow orange. Whatever the case may be - Dannii looks smoking HOT, in a trannytastic kind of way! I have good vibes about this, can't wait to see the finished product.

Evil Sharon's Jealous Outburst

Sharon Osbourne is a nasty cunt. The old troll has really gone too far this time, making Dannii cry and storming off the set of "X Factor" in a jealous rage. It must be hard for a dumpy, old hag like Sharon to constantly endure Dannii's stunning beauty and infinite wisdom about the music industry but this is an obvious ploy to steal Dannii's thunder. I hope the vile bitch dies of old age. Which by the look of her should be very soon. The episode is reported in full by Nine MSN here.

A backstage fight with Dannii Minogue is believed to be the reason why Sharon Osbourne stormed off the set of live British TV show X Factor last weekend. Just moments before the start of a show, the feisty wife of rocker Ozzy Osbourne launched verbal barbs at her fellow judge Minogue, UK newspaper The Sun reports.

Osbourne went to Minogue's dressing room before the show to wish the Australian starlet a happy 36th birthday, but then stunned the little sister of Kylie by launching a stinging attack.

"Dannii was crying so badly she had to have her make-up redone three times," an unnamed source on the show said. "All of Sharon's frustrations came out. Dannii tried to keep calm but there's not much you can do when Sharon's at full throttle. She's been jealous of Dannii getting all the attention and publicity ever since she was brought on the show."

The show went to air with Minogue and Osbourne coming onto the stage holding hands, showing no signs of the altercation.

But that good will evaporated when Osbourne stormed off during the live broadcast, saying "I'm out, I'm gone". "F*** off, I'll say what I f****** want," Osbourne told the show's executive producer Richard Holloway. Recently The Sun revealed Osbourne would not return to the series next year, and now there are doubts she'll even return next week.

"Sharon was very upset," a spokeswoman said. "We’re hoping she'll be back next week."

Happy Birthday Dannii!

Happy birthday for the 20th, Dannii! I hope you had lots of sex and rolled around on a sunny, Spanish beach with a group of buxom, blond strippers!

I really can't believe that Dannii is 36. She has never looked more lovely or been so successful. Enjoy this clip of Dannii promoting "Unleashed" on UK TV. I love Dannii's reaction to the "X Factor" perfume!

My 100th Post & Unleashed Tracklist Changes!

Dannii's Dirty Box was supposed to be a week long special on Pop Trash Addicts but Dannii's box took on a life of its own and I'm still here 100 posts later! Thanks to all the regulars for sharing my Dannii love - she truly is the thinking fag's queen of pop!

It's a shame that my 100th post has to be bad news but there have been last minute changes to the "Unleashed" tracklisting and 4 previously unreleased songs have been pulled. Apparently, Henrick Korpi & Blackcell didn't submit their mastered tracks in time and their songs had to be cut from the project. That means we will miss out on "Weak", "Fear Of Flying", "Karma Is A Bitch" and "Healing On The Dancefloor". It's disappointing but "Unleashed" is still an awesome package. I guess it wouldn't be a Dannii release without at least one major fuck up. Well done, team Dannii!

Dannii Takes On Ant And Dec!

Not content to steal the show on X Factor, Dannii recently displayed her judging prowess on Ant And Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. Dannii doesn't feature prominently in the first clip (above) but totally outshines the other judges in the second clip (below). Dannii is such an insightful and stunningly beautiful woman!

Dannii's Club Disco Tracklisting!

The tracklisting for Dannii's "Club Disco" compilation has been announced and it is another exquisite package! Like all the other new releases, the cover is pretty fucking nasty but who cares when the songs are this hot! I've commented on the tracks below.

01 FEEL LIKE I DO

This fabulous B-side to "So Under Pressure" is one of my top 10 favourite Dannii anthems. I'm so happy that it has finally found a home on a Dannii album!

02 PERFECTION (EXTENDED VERSION)

Dannii's best AATW single still lives up to its title.

03 YOU WON'T FORGET ABOUT ME

Great video, shame about the song.

04 LOVE FIGHT

No comment on this rubbish.

05 I'M SORRY

This should be fabulous! Dannii wrote the song with Kotecha Savan and Jacob Schulze - two alumni of Stockholm's famous Cheiron studios (home of super-producer Max Martin). Expect something POPtastic!

06 GONE

My favourite non-single from "The Hits & Beyond".

07 SO UNDER PRESSURE (ALBUM VERSION)

Dannii's heartfelt commentary on Kylie's cancer battle. A masterpiece!

08 GOOD TIMES (NEW MIX)

I like "Good Times" but it's not Dannii's finest moment. I'll be interested to hear if the remix is tighter than the album version.

09 SUNRISE

Another good album track from "The Hits & Beyond".

10 HE'S THE GREATEST DANCER (LMC RADIO EDIT)

Dannii's stunning #37 Australian smash hit! I don't care what anyone says - I love it!

11 I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

This should have been a single. The remixes were fabulous and the video is first class smut! Love it!

12 I WILL COME TO YOU

I always thought that this was intended for Dannii's second, scrapped album for London Records. Written by Dannii Minogue/Nina Woodford/Rob Davis, "I Will Come To You" promises to be quite an anthem. Rob is famous, of course, for co-writing "Can't Get You Out Of My Head", while Nina has provided several songs for the floptastic Sophie Ellis-Bextor!

13 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU

I wonder if this is a remix or the boring version that appeared on the B-side of "Perfection". Yawn.

14 ROUND THE WORLD

I can't wait for this. Credited to Ian Masterson/Dannii Minogue/Terry Ronald, this promises to be an old school Dannii classic!

15 DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW? (WITH ROGER SANCHEZ)

Another lost Roger Sanchez gem finally sees the light of day. This was apparently considered for "The Hits & Beyond" but was considered to similar in sound to "Neon Nights". In that case, it should be fucking HOT!

16 XANADU

It's finally here! This is my most eagerly anticipated unreleased Dannii recording. As a massive Olivia Newton-John fan, this song is very special to me and I can't wait to hear what Dannii does with it. I remember Dannii saying it was slow, dark and sexy in an interview a couple of years ago, so it should be radically different! Bring this shit on!

17 YOU WON'T FORGET ABOUT ME (AFTERLIFE LOUNGE MIX)

Afterlife + Dannii = Bliss!

18 I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT (AFTERLIFE LOUNGE MIX)

Another fantastic remix to conclude a stunning compilation!

"Club Disco" is released by All Around The World records on the 22nd of October. I'm under the impression that "Club Disco" will be a download only release. As soon as I know more details, I'll post them!

Poor Exhausted Dannii!

Poor Dannii is obviously exhausted from her busy schedule and recent $ucce$$. Thankfully, Dannii found some time to do what she does best - relax in Ibiza!

Dannii's Stunning Chart $ucce$$!

Dannii's "Neon Nights" re-release is currently outselling Mariah Carey, Girls Aloud and the Spice Girls on HMV UK's pre-order chart! I can't believe how much $ucce$$ Dannii is experiencing at the moment. 2007 is the year of Dannielle Jane Minogue! Make sure to order your copy today.

The Unleashed Tracklisting

The tracklisting for Dannii's "Unleashed" compilation has just appeared on Play.com and it's even more fabulous than I had hoped for. The authenticity of the tracklisting is yet to be confirmed by Dannii's camp but Play.com is usually reliable. I'm so excited by the song selection, I'm not even going to mention the trashy cover! I've commented on each track below:

1. All I Wanna Do (Innocent Girl Mix)

A scrappped remix. It's hard to fuck up something as brilliant as "All I Wanna Do", so this should be worth a listen.

2. Blame It On The Music

I'm really excited about this! Written and produced by Roger Sanchez, "Blame It On The Boogie" promises to be a classic dance anthem.

3. Spend Your Love On Me

Maybe this list is fake. I always thought this song was a "Hits & Beyond" reject. I love the title - I bet it was inspired by Dannii's adventures with strippers! Written by Hugo Lira/Dannii Minogue/Negin/Thomas Elustafsson.

4. Don't Wanna Lose This Feeling (Jules & Stone 7" Mix)

I'm pretty sure they mean Jewels & Stone. If that's the case, expect this to sound wonderfully cheap!

5. Going Going Gone

I can't find any information on this title. I suspect it's about Kylie's looks or Dannii's dignity.

6. Healing On The Dancefloor

I'm sure I've heard this mentioned somewhere before but I can't find any details. I love the title!

7. Fear Of Flying

At one stage this was considered as a single and was announced as such by Dannii's webmaster. Needless to say, it never happened. Written by Henrik Korpi/Mathias Johansson/Dannii Minogue/Negin - three quarters of the team behind "Put The Needle On It" - this should be hot shit!

8. Everything I Wanted (Metro 7-Inch Mix)

I hate the original version and the Metro doesn't improve on it. Tat.

9. Karma Is A Bitch

The title is divine. This was originally scheduled to be part of Dannii's "Platinum Collection", I'm glad it's finally going to see the light of day.

10. No Romeo

One of the songs I'm most looking forward to. Written by Pascal Gabriel, the man behind my favourite Kylie song ("Tightrope"), this should be a corker. It's another song that was considered for a single release at one time but never saw the light of day. Apparently Dannii wasn't happy with the mix - obviously, it's good enough for "Unleashed"!

11. Hide And Seek (Thriller Jill Original Radio Mix)

One of Dannii's more unusual B-sides. I'll be interested to hear what they do with the remix.

12. Hurt In Love

This is another track from the AATW sessions - or so I mistakenly thought. Credited to Dannii Minogue/Ross Callum/Terry Ronald, it should be Dannii by the numbers but it's always nice to hear a new Tezza track.

13. Weak

This was first mentioned on Dannii's website way back in 2002. I don't have any further details. Hopefully, it won't sound too dated.

14. Who Do You Love Now? (Riva's Bora Bora Edit)

A club classic. Another remix surely can't hurt.

15. Put The Needle On It (Cicada Vocal Mix Edit)

Whatever.

16. Come And Get It (Alternative Radio Edit)

It's a scandal that this was never released as a single in the UK or Australia. "Come And Get It" is one of the best pop songs of the decade.

17. Begin To Spin Me Round {Dannii Vs Dead Or Alive} (Radio Edit)

A fan favourite.

18. Love Me Like This

From the same team behind "Spend Your Love On Me". This appears to be a reject from "The Hits & Beyond" - which doesn't make much sense really seeing as this is a compilation of Warner tracks. Who knows.

19. Bad Weather

Written by Ben Dobie/Joe Holweger/Dannii Minogue/Ian Masterson/Terry Ronald, this anthem originates from Dannii's second, scrapped album for London records. Dannii spends so much time in Ibiza, it's a wonder she even knows what bad weather looks like.

20. Invitation

Another reject from Dannii's scrapped album for London Records. Credited to Cheryl Parker/Dannii Minogue/Sarah Eker/Gareth Young.

21. It Won't Work Out (Ross Cullum Single Mix)

I assume this is the dance version that leaked earlier this year. In that case, it's pure brilliance!

"Unleashed" is scheduled for release on the 5th of November. Pre-order your copy here!

Zombie Dannii

I've always mantained that Dannii has the most gifted and tasteful fans. Take this glorious mock cover of the "Girl" re-release by Je5u5. Dannii's record company should seriously consider using this image instead. I personally find it far less distressing than the current monstrosity!

Unleashed - Partial Tracklisting

I love this picture of Dannii partaking in her favourite activity of doing nothing. Poor Dannii must be so exhausted with 4 albums, a DVD and a new single in the pipeline. Speaking of Dannii's amazing new single, I'll be posting my review of "Touch Me Like That" very soon but here are some new details about Dannii's forthcoming compilation of unreleased tat - otherwise known as "Unleashed". Of all Dannii's scheduled albums, this is the one that I'm the most excited about. At least 10 previously unreleased tracks are scheduled to appear, while the old girl (ie. Nathan) has already confirmed the inclusion of the following rare remixes:

All I Wanna Do (Innocent Girl Mix) - UNRELEASED
Everything I Wanted (Metro 7") - PROMO ONLY
Who Do You Love Now? (Riva's Bora Bora Edit)
Put The Needle On It (Cicada Vocal Edit)
Begin To Spin Me Round (Radio Edit)
Don't Wanna Lose This Feeling (Jewels & Stone Radio Edit) - UNRELEASED
Come And Get It (Alternative Radio Version) - UNRELEASED
Hide And Seek (Original Version) - UNRELEASED
It Won't Work Out (Ross Callum Single Mix) - UNRELEASED

If this is any indication, "Unleashed" is going to be fantastic!

Please Let This Be A Joke

This has to be some kind of joke. Apparently you are looking at the long awaited cover of the deluxe edition of "Girl". How incredibly fucking shit! They could have at least thrown in the tacky pink border that decorates the "Neon Nights" re-release in order to distinguish it from the original. This crap is just lazy. Don't even get me started on the picture below. Dannii looks like she's been dead for 3 days. I thought it was a promo for CSI Miami not a picture of glamorous and stunningly beautiful Dannii! I think I'll just stick with this beautiful cover and throw out the new booklet when my copy arrives!

Behind The Scenes At X factor

Playing with Sharon's microphone


Dannii only reads Playboy for the articles

Kylie drops by for a visit

Dannii learns that she still has a record deal

"She'll do for tonight!"

"Work on my career or sit on the beach....."

Looking hot in a hoodie