Spanish Gays In Dannii Buying Frenzy!

Spain is currently in the grip of Dannii mania with homosexuals across the nation rushing out to buy multiple copies of "He's The Greatest Dancer"! Dannii's #1 Spanish fan, Peibols (pictured right), reports that he went on a Dannii spree over the weekend with his friends Bubu and Parker (pictured left). Apparently the saleswoman had no idea who Dannii was (surely that bitch had just arrived in town from some rural backwater!) but the boys were able to double Dannii's Spanish sales by purchasing two copies! Thanks for the picture, you're all very sexy!

On a sad note, "Unleashed" only reached #165 on the Australian album charts! It's a shame but what does the record company expect when they release the album with the same cover and tracklisting as the UK but with no promotion? Poor Dannii. "Touch Me Like That" will be released in Australia on the 20th of January. If more effort isn't put into that release, expect another massive flop.

X Factor Romance & A Spanish Top 10 Hit!

Here is the photographic evidence of Dannii's romantic liaison with Simon Cowell. Poor Dannii looks so embarrassed and Simon looks 300 years old. I think the picture below is much more flattering. Dannii has Simon eating out of the palm of her hand - literally! Meanwhile, Dannii's last single climbs to a new peak in Spain this week. "He's The Greatest Dancer" is now a #9 Spanish smash! $ucce$$!!!

The Spanish HTGD Maxi Single

Just to underline Dannii's amazing global appeal, here are some scans of the Spanish "He's The Greatest Dancer" maxi single. The Spanish obviously have exquisite taste because Dannii's stunning Sister Sledge cover climbed all the way to #18! Many thanks to Jay for finding this gem on his recent holiday. I much prefer this cover to the Australian single despite its similarity to the Dannii Board's intro page.

He's The Greatest Dancer - A #1 Hit!!!

If only the official ARIA Chart looked like this! Dannii topped the Sanity Singles Chart last week, selling more copies than the official #1 - Missy Higgins' unbearably vile "Steer". I suspect the reason for Dannii's disproportionately high chart placing is due to the fact that Sanity includes international sales from their website. I doubt the addition of these sales would have drastically altered Dannii's chart position but it is heartening to see that Dannii's army of followers remain as loyal as ever.