Where The Fuck Is Dannii?

I apologise for the lack of recent updates but it's hard to write about Dannii when she appears to have dropped off the planet! It's almost eerie - an entire week with no stunning promo, trashy newspaper articles or sexy scandals. So I ask you all, where the fuck is Dannii and what is our goddess up to?!

Dannii Reveals All

Will the unprecedented promotion of "Touch Me Like That" in Australia never end? After ringing around a couple of radio stations last week, Dannii has now granted an interview to the Australian dance music website Inthemix. Check it out here. The article is a great read, concentrating on Dannii's music instead of the usual "How does it feel to live in Kylie's shadow?" crap. It's interesting to learn how "Touch Me Like That" originated and I loved reading about Dannii's clubbing habits in Ibiza. The interview also confirms that "Club Disco" will get a physical release in Australia and contains possibly the best Dannii quote I've ever read. When asked what the future holds, Dannii replies:

My ambition is to spread happiness around the globe in the highest stacked, most gorgeous heels I can find.

FIERCE!

A special thanks to Natty for the fabulous picture.

Dannii - Queen Of Czechs?

In further proof of Dannii's global superstar status, "Touch Me Like That" is currently a top 20 hit - in the Czech Repbulic. Take that, Kylie!

Chart $ucce$$!!

The $ucce$$ continues unabated for Dannii's "Touch Me Like That", this week topping the Chaos sales chart. I wonder how high the song would have charted had it been eligible. Top 50?