Thursday 14 February 2008

Where The Fuck Is Dannii?

I apologise for the lack of recent updates but it's hard to write about Dannii when she appears to have dropped off the planet! It's almost eerie - an entire week with no stunning promo, trashy newspaper articles or sexy scandals. So I ask you all, where the fuck is Dannii and what is our goddess up to?!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dannii! The plastic Goddess! My guess is that she's at Puss 'n' Boots getting some action!

Peibols said...

I'm gonna make a few calls to check if she's is in Ibiza... but I don't think so.

BruDé said...

The Nathensays said she was in Melbourne at the moment...

I love the shoes of this picture !

Anonymous said...

She can't possibly be in Melbourne - not with a single (and a collection of shoddy remixes and cast-offs) that needed promoting a couple of weeks ago. I bet she is raking it in as a Kylie Drag act in Cape Town!

Mike said...

I think Dannii's being held hostage by militant lesbians in South Africa but Kylie is too cheap to pay the $20 ransom

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Anonymous said...

Some check the Island of Lesbos - STAT!

Diva Incarnate said...

She's in Irag entertaining the troops (not doing anything sleazy, just fucking them) - a chance to lie on her back and get paid for it, plus her skin will be all sparkly fresh for the next video.

I hope she comes back more Trannii-tastic than ever before.

fer said...

so, did Dannii show up at Mardi Gras or did not?

is it true that she is a zombie now?

Anonymous said...

As it turns out she's filming Australia's Got Talent (probably, I'm the last to know...). So she's keeping busy. I much prefer Dannii working on her annual-lyrics-on-a-club-instrumental-she-heard-at-Ibiza single.