A Dannii's Dirty Box Exclusive!!

I'm very proud to exclusively present rare video footage of the Danniigoose, which was collected and lovingly restored especially for Dannii's Dirty Box by the unbelievably talented Magical Froggy. Be stunned and amazed as the Danniigoose uses public transport. Brace yourselves for what can only be described as a religious experience!

Touch Me Like That - New Single!

The Dannii juggernaut continues with news that the holy one is planning to release a brand new single in the first week of December. The track is called "Touch Me Like That" and is produced by none other than Jason Nevins. The song apparently samples "Mighty Real" is already being hailed as one of Dannii's finest moments. This will surely be Dannii's 12th straight #1 hit on the UK dance charts and should return her to the UK top 10. I hope it gets an Australian release!

Behind The Scenes At X factor

Playing with Sharon's microphone


Dannii only reads Playboy for the articles

Kylie drops by for a visit

Dannii learns that she still has a record deal

"She'll do for tonight!"

"Work on my career or sit on the beach....."

Looking hot in a hoodie

Pre-Order Dannii's Re-Releases Today!

The deluxe 2CD versions of "Neon Nights" and "Girl" have been listed on HMV UK for the bargain price of 6.99 pounds! Both CDs are officially released on the 29th of October. Pre-order your copies today!

The Video Collection - Cover & Tracklisting

The cover and tracklisting for Holidannii's highly anticipated new DVD has finally been revealed. The cover is pretty hysterical with its X Factor label and boastful claim of a duet "with sister Kylie" - not to mention the fact that it uses an old and rather boring picture. Thankfully, the tracklisting is superb. Check out the bonus videos and short films. I can't wait! It's available in bargain bins near you from the 5th of November.

DANNII MINOGUE : THE VIDEO COLLECTION

THE VIDEOS:

01 LOVE AND KISSES (UK VERSION)
02 $UCCE$$ (UK VERSION)
03 JUMP TO THE BEAT
04 BABY LOVE
05 I DON'T WANNA TAKE THIS PAIN (UK VERSION)
06 SHOW YOU THE WAY TO GO
07 LOVE'S ON EVERY CORNER
08 THIS IS IT
09 THIS IS THE WAY
10 GET INTO YOU
11 ALL I WANNA DO
12 EVERYTHING I WANTED
13 DISREMEMBRANCE
14 WHO DO YOU LOVE NOW?
15 PUT THE NEEDLE ON IT
16 I BEGIN TO WONDER
17 DON'T WANNA LOSE THIS FEELING
18 YOU WON'T FORGET ABOUT ME
19 PERFECTION
20 SO UNDER PRESSURE

BONUS VIDEOS:

21 RESCUE ME
22 COCONUT
23 EVERLASTING NIGHT
24 LIVE FOR THE ONE I LOVE (LIVE)
25 BEGIN TO SPIN ME ROUND
26 DON'T WANNA LOSE THIS GROOVE
27 I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT
28 HE'S THE GREATEST DANCER (LIVE)
29 KIDS (LIVE DUET WITH KYLIE)

SHORT FILMS:

01 PUT THE NEEDLE ON IT - BEHIND THE SCENES
02 NEON NIGHTS
03 I BEGIN TO WONDER - BEHIND THE SCENES
04 YOU WON'T FORGET ABOUT ME - BEHIND THE SCENES

Dannii's Club Disco - Released 18 October!

The flood of new Dannii material continues unabated with the announcement that AATW Records will release "Club Disco" on the 18th October. That makes 4 album releases and a new DVD in the space of a month! Things are starting to get a bit confusing, so here is quick rundown of the upcoming Dannii goodness:

"Neon Nights (Deluxe Edition)" - released 15/10/07
"Girl (Deluxe Edition)" - released 15/10/07
"Club Disco" - released 18/10/07
"Unleashed" - released 29/10/07
"The Complete Collection DVD" - released 29/10/07

The DVD collection and the re-releases are pretty self-evident. The difference between "Unleashed" and "Club Disco" might need some further explanation. "Unleashed" will contain tracks from Dannii's scrapped 2004 album for London Records. I'm guessing it will have a pretty similar tracklist to The Platinum Collection - Dannii's scrapped compilation of B-sides and rarities. According to Dannii's omnipresent Webmaster, "Unleashed" contains 10 previously unreleased tracks. I have my fingers crossed that the deliciously titled "Karma Is A Bitch" will finally see the light of day. I'm also hoping to hear Dannii's collaboration with Pascal Gabriel, "No Romeo". Pascal is the man behind one of my favourite Kylie tracks - the magnificent "Tightrope"!

"Club Disco", on the other hand, will showcase songs from Dannii's 2006 album with AATW - the album that was eventually passed over in favour of "The Hits & Beyond". Expect to find the new tracks from that compilation (the "Beyond" songs) as well as the B-sides and 5 previously unreleased tracks. The most exciting prospect is the possibility of "Club Disco" containing Dannii's cover of "Xanadu" and her collaboration with Roger Sanchez, "Do You Believe Me Now?". That might be the reason for Dannii recent cameo appearance at one of Roger's gigs! These songs are expected to appear on the album but are, as yet, unconfirmed:

So Under Pressure
Gone
Xanadu
Sunrise
Do You Believe Me Now?
Love Fight
I Can't Sleep At Night
Good Times
I've Been Waiting For You Extended Mix
Feel Like I Do
He's The Greatest Dancer

Sadly, "Club Disco" will be a download only release. Make sure to keep an eye on iTunes and 7Digital closer to the release date of 18 October. Finally, a big thank you to Magical Froggy for his amazing "Club Disco" cover. Peace out, bitches!

Dannii - The Complete Collection DVD

One of the most exciting Dannii developments of the year is the upcoming release of "The Complete Collection" DVD. The tracklist has been announced on Play.com and confirmed by Dannii's webmaster, Nathan. The DVD is very comprehensive but I'm more excited about the bonus features, which include "I Begin to Spin", "Don't Wanna Lose this Groove", "Rescue Me", "He's the Greatest Dancer (BBC Children in Need)", "Kids" - performance with Kylie in Melbourne, "He's The Greatest Love" - as Esmeralda in West End production of Notre Dame,
plus two short documentaries - one on the making of Neon Nights and another following Dannii over the last 2 years! Check out the tracklist and order your copy here!

Dannii's Steamy Romance With Contestant!

The highly reputable Daily Star On Sunday claims that Dannii is having a raunchy affair with a 22 year old contestant, Andy Williams! It must be hard for someone with Dannii's extraordinary sex appeal not to flirt with the contestants. Poor Dannii has needs too! Read the article in full here

FLIRTY judge Dannii Minogue is sending boy contestants wild – and making the girls mad.

Rumours are rife in boot camp that she is enjoying a steamy relationship with heart-throb Andy Williams, 22. And she even told 15-year-old schoolboy Michael Hough that he was “hot” and that she had written about him in her diary.

The show’s girl rivals are beginning to spit with rage. Susan Saunders, 23, of band Blush, hissed: “She was really frosty with us. “In fact, she was bitchy with a lot of the girls and much preferred the boys.”

A source close to the ITV1 contest admitted: “Dannii made it very clear that she fancied a lot of the lads and they were left in no doubt about her feelings. There was a rumour that she and Andy from South Wales were getting it on. Andy was a real ladies’ man and all the girls fancied him – including Dannii. He got very shy when anyone asked him what was going on between him and her. Lots of people at boot camp were convinced there was ­something going on between the two of them.”

At Andy’s first audition Dannii, 36, described him as “hot stuff” and added: “I really dig your style. The girls are going to love you.”

In contrast, she slagged off girlband Blush, saying they sounded like “four frogs in a blender”.

Dishy Dannii also flirted with young Michael, from Essex, after he sang Amy Winehouse’s Rehab. The besotted youngster, who is now 16, said meeting her was his best experience of The X Factor by far.

“She is stunning,” he drooled. “And she absolutely loved me. As soon as I walked in, she said she loved my image and that I was hot. Then she said that my voice was ‘wicked’ and just what she was looking for. It was amazing to have Dannii Minogue say something like that. For days afterwards I still couldn’t get it out of my head what she had said.”

Things got better and better for smitten Michael when he was still at boot camp.

Although he didn’t make it through to the live stages of the competition, foxy Dannii did her best to comfort him and made a point of telling him she was very sorry he didn’t make it.

“I saw her afterwards and she told me she was absolutely gutted,” said Michael.

“I was standing with a big group of lads but she singled me out specially. She said, ‘I really thought you were going far’ before giving me a big hug. She also said she’d written three songs in her diary for me to sing at the later stages if I had got through.”

The lad revealed he had posed for pictures with his dream girl. He now has a treasured photograph on the wall of the sitting room at home. He added: “Knowing that Dannii had written my name in her diary meant I definitely went home with a smile on my face.”

No One Puts Dannii In The Corner!

Check out this clip of Dannii sitting alone in the corner at a Roger Sanchez gig in Ibiza! Our Dannii is no wallflower - where are all the eligible ladies trying to pick her up? I'm outraged! Dannii also looks like she might have indulged in a couple of cocktails. She can barely keep her pretty head up! Speaking of Roger Sanchez, I have everything crossed that the tracks he produced for Dannii finally appear on the upcoming "Unleashed: Hits & Rarities" CD - which is now slated for the 5th of November.

Dannii At Mardi Gras 1998

Dannii is the ultimate gay icon. End of. No discussion necessary. Be stunned and amazed by Dannii's exquisite voice and breathtaking dance moves. I was lucky enough to see this performance live and Dannii's rendition of "All I Wanna Do" is still as riveting as it was 10 years ago. The part where Dannii is groped on stage by an army of luscious lesbians is even more erotic in a post-Lezzigate world. Enjoy!

Stunning Dannii Parody - Holy Shit!

I love this parody of "This Is It" from The Late Show in 1993. It just proves what an enormous and well loved celebrity Dannii really is! I'm pretty sure that Dannii is played (superbly) by Frontline's Jane Kennedy. My favourite line is "Look at my hair. With this disgusting streak no wonder people stare"!

Best Forum Signature Ever!

Another Lesbian Scandal?

I can exclusively reveal that Dannii has probably not been involved in yet another fabulous lesbian scandal. An anonymous source has provided me with a sizzling (and clearly highly authentic) snap of Dannii allegedly partaking in lewd lesbian activities. It all looks rather suspicious to me. Dannii's 32 DD's have disappeared and the queen of clubs wouldn't be seen dead in a Bond's singlet! Let's wait for Nathan to confirm.

Dannii Vs Melissa

I love it when two fabulous divas cover the same song, particularly when one of those divas is Dannii and the other is the legendary Melissa Tkautz! Sexy Melissa took some time out from her role as the spokeswoman for premature ejaculation medication to make a brief musical comeback a couple of years ago with a truly brilliant cover of Sheila E's "The Glamorous Life". I had no idea until recently that Dannii had performed the song on Young Talent Time 20 years before Melissa made the song her own! This is one of Dannii's finest YTT performances - the outfits are exquisite and Dannii sounds just as sexual as Melissa!

Melissa - almost as glamorous as Dannii!

Sue Carroll Is An Evil CUNT!!

How could anyone describe a natural beauty like Dannii as a monster? It's hard to believe but one bitter English journalist did just that! Sue Carroll is obviously an old battleaxe with an arse the size of Texas. It's the only possible explanation for this hateful and stunningly inaccurate "article" on sweet Dannii in yesterday's Daily Mirror.

X Factor's Dannii Minogue has described the pushy mothers who force children into stardom as, as "Mumzillas", following their kids around with boxes of make-up and sequins. Right.

So what's the name for sisters who, despite no discernible talent for singing or acting, lurk in the shadow of their older sibling and are so desperate for the spotlight to fall on them they have their bodies rebuilt by medical science with monstrous results?

Frankensisters, perhaps?

In Loving Memory Of The Danniigoose!

The mysterious Danniigoose holds a special place in the hearts of Dannii fans around the world. I recently told Magical Froggy how much I miss his fabulous creation and he very kindly sent me this pic. It's comforting to think that Danniigoose is spending eternity with such esteemed company!

Girl & Unleashed Release Dates!

The remastered and expanded 2CD edition of Dannii's seminal "Girl" album has been listed on Play.com for release on 15 October 2007, exactly one week before Kylie's new single hits shelves! The website also announces that Dannii's highly anticipated "Unleashed: Hits & Rarities" will be released on the 29th of October. There's still no confirmed release date for the deluxe version of "Neon Nights" but it's very likely that it be re-released at the same time as "Girl", making October an official month of Minogue-mania! I'll post the covers and tracklistings as soon as they are unveiled.

Simon Says There Is No Feud

While The News Of The World is claiming that Dannii's feud with hateful Sharon Osbourne is spiralling out of control, Simon Cowell has told The Daily Mail that Danni and Sharon are getting along fine. I don't know what to believe. I'm just happy that Dannii is receiving so much free publicity! Amusingly, The Daily Mail has compared Dannii and Sharon's sex appeal with a selection of split photos. Needless to say, Dannii makes Sharon look like a 90 year old transvestite with the fashion sense of a blind prostitute! Check out the article here

Simon Cowell has chimed in to quash the reports (of a feud), telling The Mirror: "I have seen nothing which makes me think they don't get on. We're one big, happy family."

"I've been with them throughout the auditions and I just don't see it. There were a few days at the start when things were awkward but that was simply because they didn't know each other,"

He added: "On a couple of occasions things got over-emotional. But there certainly haven't been any tearful walkouts. Dannii is very much part of the team now - she's been accepted."

His assurances aren't exactly in step with comments he made earlier this month when he revealed the two women compete for his attention. He said: "When I sit next to one, the other sulks. I have to try to give each one equal attention.

"You know girls can be very catty and it's been very interesting watching how another woman has affected the dynamic of the group."

Bitter Sharon Has Knives Out For Dannii

The News Of The World has published a stunning expose on Sharon Osbourne's nasty behaviour towards her fellow judges. Vengeful Sharon is described as being completely out of control and Dannii appears to be one of bitter Sharon's main targets due to her youth and irresistible beauty. The full article can be read here.

Bigmouth Sharon—who started her showbiz career as assistant to her rock mogul dad Don Arden —returned to ITV with Simon, Louis Walsh and new judge Dannii Minogue for the fourth series of X Factor last month. But quietly spoken David believes this will be Sharon's last, as Dannii steals her limelight.

"Sharon will hate Dannii," he said. "She's always had a problem with women who are better-looking than her. Already Dannii's stolen Sharon's thunder and the talking points have centred around the new girl and the return of Louis. Sharon is nowhere to be seen. Even on the official PR photos she's been shoved to the back. That will annoy her extremely.

"Based on past history and 50 years of living with Sharon I know she'll want Dannii out. She's had every good-looking woman working around her sacked within, max, three months. Even when Sharon was working as a telephonist at her father's Jet Records company in the 70s she made sure any hot young thing was gone within days.

"Even at school she always hung around with plainer girls to make herself look better. She always wants to be Queen Bee and won't let anything stand in her way. But now Dannii's been such a hit it makes it easier for Sharon to be dropped. Simon must be aware of her feelings and what happened with Ben last time around. Sharon's days are numbered. And it's all down to her own appalling behaviour."