Wednesday 30 January 2008

Dannii Calls In From South Africa

Dannii has taken the unprecedented step of interrupting her holiday to promote "Touch Me Like That" - via telephone. The queen of clubs/flops has been racking up some huge phone bills dialling various Australian radio stations over the past couple of days. Yesterday's appearance on the Hamish & Andy show was particularly enlightening. Among other juicy tidbits, Dannii revealed that she recently sat in the front row of a Spice Girls concert and then went backstage to stalk "Golden Balls" (ie. David Beckham). Apparently Dannii was interested in checking out his bulge after seeing the photo below. Dirty Dannii!!

The desperate diva also confirmed that she cyber-stalked Robin Thicke (below) but gave up when she realised he was married. I can see the appeal! Other juicy tidbits include a confirmation that Dannii is returning for series 2 of "Australia's Got Talent" and the usual spiel about being "club royalty" and the hazards of her lofty gay icon status.

There really is a recurring theme about Dannii being high and dry. And the real reason can finally be revealed - Dannii's chandeliers! In possibly the most ridiculous (yet unbearably fabulous) article I have ever read, Dannii blames her lack of bedroom action on her light fixtures:

Dannii Minogue’s social life has been ruined by her new chandeliers. The X Factor judge — who recently confessed she is single and desperate to find a boyfriend — has been unable to invite anyone back to her place for weeks as the floor of her London home is covered in sparkling glass lamps.

In a sign that Armageddon is nigh, that glorious piece of journalism was considered newsworthy enough to feature on The Times Of India. Last but not least is the startlingly news that "Touch Me Like That" has climbed to #96 on the Australian iTunes album chart! Finally some $ucce$$!

5 comments:

Michael said...

about freaking time dannii!

who is the dude in the hoto down the bottom?

Peibols said...

Isn't there any picture of this guy's bulge??

I love the idea of promo-on-the-phone.
Dannii's so futuristic.

Mike said...

Hey Michael, that guy is Robin Thicke - the man that Dannii has been stalking on the internet! He's an American singer.

Paola, my darling, I'd like to see his bulge too! And Dannii isn't futuristic, just lazy - calling random radio stations from poolside. It just makes me love her even more!

Anonymous said...

Dannii's dedication to hr holidays is inspirational! It makes me want to pull a sickie and fly off to Barcelona for the weekend...

Anonymous said...

I have visions of Dannii poolside at a resort in Capetown, mobile phone in one hand, cheap frozen margherita in the other - and a blonde stripper on her lap...

Glad to see Dannii reinventing promotion of her new releases...