Sunday 4 May 2008

Dannii's CD Launch From Hell

Firstly, I would like to wholeheartedly apologise to everyone who attended last night's "Club Disco" launch party on my recommendation. I was secretly expecting the worst given the classy venue but even I couldn't foresee the hilarious debacle that ensued. I arrived at Stonewall shortly after 10pm expecting to find the party in full swing. Unfortunately, there was no sign of any Dannii-related activity - only the usual bunch of tragic 18 year old queens. I thought I might have been on the wrong floor, so I asked one of the guys behind the bar. He only gave me a blank look and said "What Dannii party?" Most sane people would have cut their losses but I decided to hang around and mingle with the other bewildered Dannii fans who had started to arrive. Just as I had given up all hope, a pissed tranny grabbed the microphone and made a sarcastic remark about Dannii having another Greatest Hits compilation containing no hits. At least I think that's what she said but it could have been an auditory hallucination because I had been leaving my drink unattended in the vain hope that someone would take pity on me and spike it. After that rousing introduction, they played a couple of Dannii videos on the Jukebox (nothing actually featured on "Club Disco") and that was it! So embarrassing. So tragic. So Dannii.

6 comments:

Dannii's Delights! said...

That's terrible...poor Dann...this could be the worse release since that times iTunes ran out of stock on her :(

Jay said...

It could only happen to Dannii...

Anonymous said...

How dare Kylie get up and say that about Dannii's glorious 'new' album, even 'Love And Kisses' was better than X! The bitch!

Justin said...

Oh dear...

Anonymous said...

It really was as tragic as Mike says! I would have left but it was so bad it was actually kind of fun

What do you look like? I would like to meet you at the next fan meet..

Anonymous said...

LOL, so like Dannii...