Wednesday, 19 December 2007

Dannii & The Spanish Gays!

No one could have predicted the stunning success of "He's The Greatest Dancer" in Spain. Dannii's inspired Sister Sledge cover was a massive top ten hit and sold at least 15 copies without so much as a video clip. I originally suspected that Kylie fans were picking up the single by mistake but the mystery behind Dannii's amazing popularity with Spanish gays can finally be revealed. Dannii ruled the stage at the Gay Freedom festival in Torremolines (somewhere in Spain) and won herself tens of new Spanish fans! The performance is pure genius. Dannii sings a fabulous version of the Prince classic "Kiss" and heats up the room with her scintillating dance moves, proving once and for all that she is the greatest dancer! The gays in the crowd appear completely overwhelmed by Dannii's magnetic charisma and boundless sex appeal. They are only human!

7 comments:

Miss Heide Von Binterschlappen said...

As fabulous as that performance is, it highlights why Dannii hasn't had as much $ucce$$ with the rest of her stuff as she had with HGD - she never performs the stuff and always does stupid covers like this and Heart Of Glass...

She should have turned HTGD into an ode to Jupiter complete with lipstick lesbian lapdancers before launching into a storming rendition of Touch Me Like That and finishing off with a bit of Perfection.

Anonymous said...

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Thank you very much =)

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Peibols said...

As you see, Spain is a great country, with biggest stages EVER!

Huge light effects! Widescreens! Good souns systems!

That's why Dannii always comes back.
And Kylie prefers touring in Eastern countrys where the most remarkable thing is gay porn.

Y olé!

Mike said...

Jay - I love Dannii's cover versions! I want a studio version of "Kiss"!

Anon - Thank you. How sweet!

Pablo - I totally agree. It's my dream to see Dannii perform on such a beautiful stage! I think Dannii should just dress up as Kylie and perform the X tour in Spain if Kylie can't be bothered. It would probably look and sound much better anyway!

tommie said...

Dannii and those Spanish gays! What hijinks will they do next? I like how she changes the lyrics so that the gay guys in the audience can sing along - Dannii just loves her homos!

Jay/ms Binterschlappen - those hadn't yet been released when she performed there! I think this is from YWFAM promotion...

Parker said...

We wanted her to become our princess but some skank made some dark moves to take the crown from the prince's hands. So we can only buy her music.

Tony Tornado said...

Mike, you stole my idea!!!!
DDAANNIISSIIMMAA MUST come to Spain instead of her Grandma!


Tracatrá!

And you, Mike, must come to Passion...
Sun, beach, great guys....