Thursday, 27 December 2007

Dannii - Sci Fi Queen?

Sometimes I wonder if English newspapers intentionally take the piss. The Sun has dished up an amusing article suggesting that Dannii is going to follow in Kylie's footsteps by appearing on a popular science fiction television show ("Torchwood"). Doesn't this "journalist" know that Kylie follows in Dannii's footsteps, not the other way around!?! Dannii was famous first, Dannii worked with Cathy Dennis first and Dannii discovered Botox first! However, my favourite part is when the journalist claims that her "Aussie spies" tell her that Dannii is working on a cover of "Xanadu". Can someone please tell this woman that the song was released over a month ago?! Read this Pulitzer prize worthy piece of journalism here.

KYLIE got it on with Dr Who last night, now sis Dannii Minogue is tipped to play a part in the sci-fi spin-off series Torchwood.

Singer and X Factor judge Dannii, 36, is keen to give it a go and the show’s star John Barrowman (Captain Jack) said: “I’d love it if Dannii appeared in Torchwood. She has an edge and I know she’s a fan of the show.”

Millions were last night glued to their screens to watch pop princess Kylie star in the Dr Who Christmas special. Kylie, 39, played plucky waitress Astrid, and shared a snog with the Doctor (David Tennant) as they battled disaster on the Titanic.

But Kylie came to an unfortunate end after saving the Doctor’s life – just after he had asked her to become his new assistant. Dannii, who mentored winner Leon in the ITV1 hit, will return to The X Factor next year. A show source said: “Dannii’s riding high after Leon won.” Danni’s in Melbourne with Kylie after they hired a private jet to fly home for Christmas.

Our Aussie spies also tell me Dannii has recorded a cover of Olivia Newton-John’s hit Xanadu.

4 comments:

tommie said...

My spies tell me that Dannii's sampling Turn The Beat Around for one of her new tracks, but shhh! Don't tell anyone!

Mike said...

My spies tell me that Dannii is contemplating covering an old Melba Moore number called "This Is It" - Shhh!

Hules said...

THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE STRUNG UP AND BURNED ALIVE FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR HER SCREAMS OF REPENT.

The "Journalist" should probably just lose her job.

H8rzzzzz!!!ELEVEN!!! said...

hOW dare shE?????
hOWW rUUUDeeee!!
dennniii queen of lezbot striperzzz clubzz!