Australia's Got Talent returned this evening in a blaze of low brow glory. Seriously, this has got to be one of the trashiest shows in the history of television! Tonight's performances included dancing children, a Middle Eastern tranny impersonating a bird and a barbershop quartet. That's not even mentioning the glorious presence of Ms Minogue! And let's face it, Dannii really is the cherry on top of this deliciously camp concoction.Our girl really is the star of the show. She never fails to get her baps in a flap over even the most mediocre talent and always heats up the screen with a sexy look or saucy pose while delivering judgement. A perfect example was Dannii's shameless flirting with a muscular wood chopper on tonight's episode. I can't believe she even went back stage to sign his axe! Is no man safe from this desperate woman's clutches?! As fabulous as Dannii's flirting was, the absolute highlight for me was her reaction to the (surprisingly good) Kylie impersonator. I can't wait for the clip to hit youtube because Dannii's face was priceless. You just knew she wanted to give that poor diva the boot! For the sake of future fireworks, I hope faux Kylie makes the final. Bring on next week!
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Dannii so wanted to tell that Kylie impersonator to fuck off...
:o A barbershop quartet? I hope that "Cult Priestess" over at the Dulta forum saw it.
I see Dannii is still riding on Kylie's coattails any chance she can get. PATHETIC!
That Kylie was shithouse! I've seen much better Kylie's. Actually Dannii is a pretty good Kylie impersonator... isnt she? :)
Any facial expression needs to be celebrated, so please alert us when the clip goes up. I'm picturing Dannii riding on Kylie's skin-flaps as I type - Dannii can drag anyone down if she puts her vibe to it.
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